Thursday, January 28, 2010

Another way to inflate prizes is to shrink the portion. This serving of herbal chicken is really pea-size, I kid you not.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Well, some people really like to make a statement with their buttocks. I hope than when the hot burning steel touches, she will not jump out of her pants.


Sunday, January 17, 2010

Far encounters




Well, you really, really don't want to sit close to this man, who is busy plucking his facial hair in full public view on the subway train. Talk about the crude and ugly Singaporean, there is non that can compare.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Slow leopard

Long mane and leopard prints? Who does this guy think he is? Tarzan?


Sunday, January 10, 2010

Skinnies

Nowadays, chopsticks are really what they are - sticks. Ever noticed that in Singapore, public eateries (aka Hawker Centres/Foodcourts) are serving up ever thinner and flimsy chopsticks? Sometime I worry about accidentaly eating the chopstick too. Yes, there is more than one way to up prices...

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Spell Bee

Don't give these apples to your growing kids. They'd end up losing the spelling bee competition.


Sunday, January 03, 2010

Squishy Tomato

It's probably not an expensive item on the menu, but this is a real waste. Talk of climate change, People have to change their eating habits first.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Dangerous bike

Ain't got no respect for the law, that's what I say. Can you trust the owner of this bicycle on the pedestrian pathway?

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Barrage 2

This is the real Marina Barrage (Singapore). It serves also as a dam to harvest drinking water.


Barrage 1

Scale model of the Singapore Marina Barrage mechanism. Yeah, photography was not permitted, but what the heck, everybody was doing it (taking photos), which made the rule redundant anyway.


Monday, December 21, 2009

Challenging Language

Tell me what you make of the first sentence and I'll give you a prize.


Sunday, December 20, 2009

Neck Brandz

This man certainly wears his brands proudly on his neck!


Saturday, October 24, 2009

Stilty Legs

This women looks like she is standing on stilts - of her high-heels. Now, where did I read that high-heels are bad for the wearer?



Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Shock and awe


Talk of shock and awe - the Singapore government is using shock tactics to engineer citizen behaviour. Actually it has been doing so for some time now. This picture is now pasted all over town - in public access areas such as bus stops, subway trains, etc. now. It shows a hand full of hideous slimy creatures that will feed on our hands and anything you touch, if you don't wash them regularly. That's one way of fighting the Influenza A H1N1 virus now plaguing governments and human health services the world over.
Wash your hands regularly!