Another way to inflate prizes is to shrink the portion. This serving of herbal chicken is really pea-size, I kid you not.

Well, some people really like to make a statement with their buttocks. I hope than when the hot burning steel touches, she will not jump out of her pants.

Far encounters

Well, you really, really don't want to sit close to this man, who is busy plucking his facial hair in full public view on the subway train. Talk about the crude and ugly Singaporean, there is non that can compare.

Slow leopard

Long mane and leopard prints? Who does this guy think he is? Tarzan?

Skinnies

Nowadays, chopsticks are really what they are - sticks. Ever noticed that in Singapore, public eateries (aka Hawker Centres/Foodcourts) are serving up ever thinner and flimsy chopsticks? Sometime I worry about accidentaly eating the chopstick too. Yes, there is more than one way to up prices...

Spell Bee

Don't give these apples to your growing kids. They'd end up losing the spelling bee competition.

Squishy Tomato

It's probably not an expensive item on the menu, but this is a real waste. Talk of climate change, People have to change their eating habits first.